"Come Home"
Come Home and I'll Finally Pour You Your Very Own Pot Of Hot Tea,
We'll Buy You A Computer and You Can Get On Youtube All Day
We Can Put Our Desks Together and Sit And Listen To Music,
All Day Every Day, And Momee will give us money to go out to dinner
sometimes, and dad will pay all the bills-- you can sleep late every morning
for the rest of your life!  And Still Have Your Car!  Come Home, Darling,
Once And For All!
In Jesus' Name,
Amen!