"The advantages of having Theodore, a pretty boy husband"
The biggest advantage is, they like maternal women
and they usually are weak and need money and to be taken care of
so like my husband, pretty boys are usually needy and they need alot
they need their wives to provide for them and be the strong one in the relationship
you will have to be the backbone of your husband and you, wise, practical, responsible,
reliable, and motherly.  They have to be able to trust you.  with anything.
to fully grill food.  to disinfect the house. to be faithful. to make decisions
they will trust you with their deepest secrets and they trust you with these secrets.
my husband can't help being pretty, he was born pretty, and his son is pretty like him.
they're both pretty.  they say "mama, i'm sorry i'm pretty" without saying anything.
they say silently "but i love you....does being pretty make a bad person? i'm not bad"
and they crawl into your arms and snuggle apple dumpling style inside the curve of your body
they like to be the baby.  they like to be the child.  they are not gay.  there is a big difference
between gay men and sensitive, pretty shy men who adore women, like my husband.
the other day i asked my husband, "do you think i'm beautiful?" and he answered immediately,
"honestly? no...i think you're ugly as f!*k".  I felt it was an honest appraisal and so I asked him
 "then why did you marry me?" he shook his head and told me to shutup...but the unspoken answer is,
he didn't marry for beauty.  He married me because of our companionship, we complete one another.
we are two halves of a whole that makes us a married couple.  we feel empty with out the other,
he married me because he likes me, and always has, and we're best friends.  He is my best friend.
We don't like to have sex or kiss, but we snuggle and cuddle and caress and massage and talk together.  We are very intimate, very comfortable with one another's bodies and often we just
go into separate rooms for hours up to twelve hours at a time, and we just each do our own independant thing.  it doesn't mean anything bad, at all!  the walls that separate us draw us together.
we can be alone, together.  We can sleep, together.  one of us stays awake while the other sleeps.
this is happening very often in the last few years. if i'm asleep, he keeps watch...if he's asleep, i keep watch.  it's a trust issue.  we feel protective over one another.
In Jesus' Name,
Amen!